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Hey guy's, ever wake up on the couch with a throbing hangover and realize you said something really, really stupid last night. Heres your theme song.

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THERE OUGHT TO BE A COLLEGE,
WHERE GUYS LIKE ME CAN GO,
'CAUSE THERE'S A KIND OF KNOWLEDGE,
I THINK I NEED TO KNOW.
A HALL OF HIGHER LEARNING,
WHERE I'D GET MY DEGREE.
THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME.

I'D TAKE A CLASS IN CHEATING,
AND ONE IN LYING TOO.
GO TO LECTURES ON MISTREATING,
LEARN NEW WAYS TO HURT YOU.
I'D GET AN A IN "WALK AWAY",
AND "PLAIN STUPIDITY".
THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME.

I'D BE THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT,
JUST LIKE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN,
I'D BE THE ONE MOST LIKELY TOO SUCCEED,
AT LOOSIN' YOU AGAIN.
AND THEN I'D GRADUATE WITH MY B.A. IN JEALOUSY.
THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME.

MY MAJOR WOULD BE HEARTACHE,
MY MINOR FEELIN' BLUE,
I'D POLISH ALL THE SKILLS I LEARN,
AND PRACTICE THEM ON YOU.
I'D SURELY WIN A SCHOLARSHIP,
AND GO TUITION FREE.
THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME.

I'D JOIN THE JERKS FRATERNITY,
AND BE THE CAMPUS CLOWN.
AND YOU COULD TAKE A CLASS OR TWO,
IF YOUR STILL HANGIN' 'ROUND.
I'D GRADUATE WITH HONORS,
AND JOIN THE FACULTY.
THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME.
A REAL LIFE LOSERS UNIVERSITY.

credits

from I Just Can't Be Me Without You, released November 11, 2011
Written by: Robb Strandlund
Vocal & Acoustic Guitar: Robb Strandlund
Keyboards & Violins: James Shirey
Pedal Steel: Jaydee Maness
Telecaster: Rick Shea
Bass: Michael Barry
Drums: Dave Healy
Produced by: James Shirey
Recorded at: Griffith Park Recorders, Burbank

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Robb Strandlund and the Neon Sinners Los Angeles, California

Robb Strandlund is a multi-platinum songwriter, with songs on the best selling album of all time, “Eagles - Their Greatest Hits”, and the Country Music Association's 1994 multi-platinum album of the year, “Common Thread”. He also wrote Vern Gosden's #1 country song of the year, "I Can Tell by the Way You Dance." His song writing credits also include several movies and television shows. ... more

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